What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 15:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Is it true that Jehovah's witnesses once thought the world would end in 1975?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

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Just Forget it!

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What's your favorite stupid joke?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do older people have a hard time using technology?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How was your JEE Advanced 2024 result?

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

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Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Still no good

No way

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No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

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